A group of blond guys, jim jr blueskycarp and smila and little nervous nemises were in a class at New York State University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just a mess.
An engineering student Mykla comes along, sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the blond guy's and walked away.
After the engineer had gone, one blonds turned to another and laughed. "Isn't that just like a dumb woman engineer? We're looking for the height and she gives us the length!"
2007-08-17 05:51:36 · 29 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if your gonna take the mickey, the least you can do, is to get the names correct
lm dissapointed
2007-08-17 07:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I, Prof.DAGGER, set them that assignment so that high-flying honor student, Miss Calamity Jane, could make an amusing joke about their methods and their utter stupidity which were unique to the blonde race.
2007-08-17 13:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-08-17 12:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they were there another 5 hours
little nemesis was crying, smila wet his pants, skybluecarp fell and cut his knee & jim jr m pulled one of the lasses
2007-08-17 13:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Very good check this one out................
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
2007-08-17 17:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me thinks you got the measure of these guys, lol have a star
2007-08-17 13:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one I haven't heard before
2007-08-17 13:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by Dodger Faithful 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaha, good one honey.
Sorry my reply is late, but i had to change my pants.
Thanks for telling everyone Myklia :-(
2007-08-17 21:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite simple really
2007-08-17 12:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha typical men. Prone to getting measurements wrong!!!
:-)))
2007-08-17 12:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋