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hi when you hear a knock at your front door,simply take a small teaspoon,and using the end of the handle press gently against the very top of your nose either side,(the ridge) having made these indentations will fool the guest that you have just removed your glasses.people who are intelligent often wear glasses.does anyone else have advice about looking bright and clever? ;o)

2007-07-13 04:08:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Hi!

That snippet is priceless!!

I already have my spoon by the front door!!

I am going to appear to be so intelligent - I can't wait for the door bell to ring!!

Thank you SO much!!

2007-07-13 04:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 2 0

Why pretend you wear specs. Buy some off the shelf specs and have them in your hand when you answer the door, you don`t have to wear them. Also the best way to look intelligent, leather pads on the elbows of your jacket, all academics have them.

2007-07-13 04:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by firebobby 7 · 1 0

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2016-09-29 22:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

if you wear glasses push them to the end of your nose and have a copy of the Times newspaper in your hand when you open the door.

2007-07-13 04:20:03 · answer #4 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 3 0

Well, if you invite them in and they ask you where your glasses are, you are going to look very clever when you have to say you don't know where you put them aren't you?!!

2007-07-13 04:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

or set up a chemistry lab in your kitchen so it looks like you are performing an experiment or something and your super smart

2007-07-13 04:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 1 0

hang about with my mate john he`s as thick as.

2007-07-13 04:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

just hang around dopey people lol

2007-07-13 04:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by dollyk 6 · 2 1

put a pencil over your ear.....lol..... :)

2007-07-13 04:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by OOO 3 · 2 1

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