A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-06-08 14:43:44 · 10 answers · asked by Brandi Lyn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's funnier, if it's the husband, that passes.
2007-06-08 15:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would like to read the wife's reply to her husband's love letter?
2016-11-14 11:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAYes a great blast from the past thx
2007-06-08 14:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-08 14:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did my husband die for?
2017-03-19 03:34:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should i divorce my husband?
2016-10-18 09:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's a good one. =D
2007-06-08 14:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the weirdest thing your pets eat?
2015-12-09 02:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by Brande 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The play bang bang you're dead questions! is jessie a boy or a girl? please help (10 points)?
2016-11-11 08:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by Aurora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good:o}
2007-06-08 14:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋