Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
2007-03-26 12:38:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanx for the joke bouncy. now i no why my parents kicked me out of the room when i was younger
2007-03-27 08:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm truthfully a nighttime owl. Ever on account that my college days became over back in 1993, i began staying up all nighttime and drowsing 0.5 the day. My nights and days are backwards. I earnings from the nighttime time extra valuable than the day. that is extra quiet, non violent and not really as warm. even with the reality that i need to admit, that is totally not ordinary to upward push up early for appointments and stuff (or when I even could visit a particular save that closes at an early time) at the same time as i'm no longer used to being up interior the daylight hours. that is the worst area about residing the nighttime existence.
2016-12-02 20:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by maritza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2007-03-26 12:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, such a smart kid! I'd send my kid (if I had one) to go hide in the broom closet while we count to a thousand
2007-03-26 13:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those kids say the darndest things. :P
Great Joke 10/10 it was hilarious.
2007-03-26 12:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-26 16:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that was funny 10/10
2007-03-26 13:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woopie give me the 10 points
2007-03-26 13:23:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Real funny and unfortunately true for us married folk!
2007-03-26 12:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-03-26 14:00:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋