On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
2007-03-26 12:35:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my grandfather died the same way..the memories
2007-03-27 08:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best joke I've heard all day long, you really made my night and the rest of the week, just wait when I tell the guys at the pub next Friday. Something else is that your joke can be tell in Spanish without losing the meaning and the funny. Thanks a lot.
2007-03-26 12:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow that seems kinda awkward to me..but it is quit funny, i feel really bad for the girl though!
2007-03-27 00:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by Smile it's Sarah!! =] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a hell of a lawsuit,
Judge: So you're arguing that the icecream truck was a direct link in causing your husband to b*** you to fast which resulted in his death.
2007-03-26 12:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya ah your on a roll..seems you always are..thanks for the points following you faithfully..well, long as you tell funny jokes that is...
2007-03-26 16:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by monkey12 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-26 16:28:27 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy and a woman stroll in an elevator, the lady takes of all her clothing, throws them in the nook and says you have 5 minutes to make me sense like a woman. the guy takes to the air all his clothing throws them in an identical nook and says, initiate folding. ahah :)
2016-12-08 11:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is horrible yet hilarious at the same time lol.
2007-03-26 13:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Smartest Man Alive 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMFG! i dont think i can ever look at my grandma the same again.....egad....that is emotionally scarring...
2007-03-26 13:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by hannahrosey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Laughing my head off>.
2007-03-26 13:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋