2007-03-26 12:18:56 · 13 answers · asked by MICHAEL P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-03-26 14:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by noone c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would probably depend on the density of the wood and how determined the woodchuck was
2007-03-26 20:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by Genea S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2007-03-26 19:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woodchuck would chuck its own wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood. (or would it?)
2007-03-26 19:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on how much wood the woodchuck was fed, in this case, I would say...um, TWO?
2007-03-26 19:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chouk wood it would choke a chukkin lotta wood.
2007-03-26 19:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would chuck a chunk of wood
2007-03-26 21:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by puppy luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lot of wood
2007-03-26 20:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd eat too much and he'd UPCHUCK the rest
2007-03-26 21:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3.2347564 board-feet. Or maybe 2.465474 cord
2007-03-26 20:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by pathc22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋