Two puddles of vomit are walking through a park when all of a sudden one of them starts sobbing hysterically. His friend is very concerned and asks him what's wrong. The puddle of vomit finally composes himself and says "I'm sorry...it's just that I was brought up around here..."
2007-03-26 11:59:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.
My ex-wife always cracked up at that joke. Maybe that's why she's an ex.
2007-03-26 12:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by steven_p_ohio 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol, that wasnt so bad...puddles of vomit!
Anyway I never liked the chicken crossing the road jokes, so those are the worst!
2007-03-26 19:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres bunch of knock knock jokes that go together and that I love to do, as bad as they are:
Knock knock
who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos quito
Knock knock.
Whos there
Anna
Anna who
Annather mosquito
Knock knock
whos there
arthur
arthur who
arthurd mosquito
knock knock
whos there
ala
ala who
alast mosquito
knock knock
whos there
juan
juan who
juan more mosquito
Hehe. That's gotta be the worst, but I love it.
2007-03-26 20:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Indian walks into a trading post and says "Me want toilet paper, How much?" Trader says "Well, we have Charmin for a buck a roll, and we have Scott for 75 cents a roll and then we have this no name stuff for a quarter a roll." The Indian says, "Me take No Name." Three days later he walks back in and says, "Have name for no-name toilet paper!" The trader says, "What kind of a name do you have?" The reply, "Me call No-name paper John Wayne." The trader asks him, "Why on earth would you call a no-name toilet paper John Wayne?" The Indian replied, "Him rough and tough and don't take no crap off the indians!"
2007-03-26 20:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Karsinger 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok ok
well guys, yesterday i think a martian walked into my mothers room and raped my mother and father, the lights in their room were red green and even purple. i heard yells all night and i was too scared to do anything, but i got the caurage to get up and i grabbed a bat and ran to my sisters toom but she was playing with this vampire and a werewolf at the same time... long story short, frankenstein robbed us during the comotion and took all my weed and pills... what? its a true story
2007-03-26 19:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe not the worst but they must be up there somewhere!
a man walks into a bar. . . . . . . OUCH!!!!
two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "do u no how to drive this thing?"
2007-03-26 19:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by the_leg_end 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Where is a cow's favorite place?
The Moovies.
My little brother was watching the wiggles, and it got turned up really loud at that part and i overheard it and just left.
2007-03-26 19:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by S G 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Har har, I love it!!! I think the worst jokes are dead baby jokes. They are awful. I mean some of them are really funny but I feel so so awful laughing at them.
Here's one for ya (non-dead baby):
Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
:D
2007-03-26 19:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by lolo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
EWWWWWWW! Dumbest I've heard would be, "Blondie! Blondie!" The blonde is waving to herself in the mirror"
2007-03-26 19:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by Selleniah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Makes me want to vomit. LOL!
2007-03-26 19:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋