A guy walks into a bar and notices a monkey sitting on the register. He asks the bartender, "what's up with the monkey on the register"? The bartender replies, "check this out". The bartender hits the monkey with the stick and the monkey unzips the bartenders fly, s X c k s him off and goes back on the register. The bartender then asks the guy, "wanna try"? He replies, "yeah but don't hit too hard with the stick."
2007-03-26 11:22:28 · 43 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay I thought that was funny. But to those out there that have rude comments like "don't you have better things to do" Come on now...your asking that questions when you are obviously on here too. Also to those that say "thats gross, perverted and not funny" HELLO IT'S A JOKE. jokes are made any way possible to make people laugh so loosen your belt, lighten up and LAUGH!
Thanks for the joke. I really liked it.
2007-03-31 17:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by { Me } 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the previous one was better...how about this one
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks,
But nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God , India ,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi ,and those monkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes..."
2007-04-02 02:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bhaskar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two monkeys in a bar, a good one!
2007-03-30 21:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, 10/10
2007-03-27 04:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tink, you can hit me with your`e rhythm stick any time, i liked the joke as well. x you got a star.
2007-03-26 11:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how bout this one a guy walks into a bar you think he would have looked first
2007-03-26 11:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jman 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like some of your'e jokes, but, EWW!
2007-04-01 12:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but .....
Uncle Darwin said that man's origin is an ape
only now I understand the theory.
thx
lool
2007-03-26 11:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by zozza 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That made me kinda laugh inside once I finally got it!HEHE.Good one!
2007-03-26 11:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
They don't tell 'em like that anymore!
2007-03-30 02:50:06 · answer #10 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋