A man was working off shore on an oil rig. halfway into his shift, he calls his wife..."Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF"...She yells "The hole finger?" " NO, NO, it's ok," He replies " the one right next to it..... "
2007-03-26 10:57:07 · 31 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good job it wasn't his fidgety finger ;)
2007-03-26 13:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really funny, but I don't get why other folks said it's "cute"......
Cute is puppies and kittens, not fingers up the hole!!
2007-03-27 06:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminded me of a mate who had lost a finger. Every time he met someone new and shook hands with them, he used to say "Hey! Where's my finger gone?" It was a real 'ice-breaker' and cracked me up every time BUT I didn't like your joke, sorry
2007-03-26 11:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by saddo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-23 17:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by drabek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, good one. My mum will love it, she has a dirty mind..
Heres another:
How do you know if your wife is having an affair?
The coal man leaves the house with one clean finger..
2007-03-26 11:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Diane 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
People don't get that? What is wrong with you or are you as I suspect pretending..?
A bit of Carry on Humour never hurt anyone.....
Very good....keep them coming......!
2007-03-26 11:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by Robbo31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one tricky, I cant believe all the WEE TODD DIDS that dont understand,.
2007-03-26 15:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hole finger....whole finger...get it?
Geez!
2007-03-26 11:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by Katrina S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Cute. 8/10.
2007-03-26 10:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-26 20:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋