Little Johnny catches his mom and dad in the act, with mom on top. His mom gets out of bed and tries to explain what they were doing. She says' Sometimes daddy' gut gets too big, so I have to pack it back down.' Little Johnny says 'mom you are waisting your time. Every time you go out, the lady from next door comes over and blows it back up.'
2007-03-26 10:14:57 · 10 answers · asked by curious 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little johnny was hanging around during thanksgiving. His mom and dad were fighting
they were shouting you bit*h, you basta*d
Little johnny asked "what does that mean?"
the parents replied "oh, uh that means ladies and gentleman"
Little johnny walked off for a while and went to the bathroom since he had to go, his dad was shaving when he accidentally cut him self with the razor
"sh*t" his dad shouted
Daddy what does that mean? Johnny asked
Oh, uh thats the brand of shaving cream I use
Johnny went downstairs for alittle and 20 minutes later he got hungry and went to the kitchen
"fu*k" the mom shouted when she burned herself pulling the turkey out of the oven
Momy, what does that mean? Johnny asked?
Oh uh, that means I'm almost done preparing the turkey
2 hours later the guests arrived, his parents told them to greet them.
he said, "b*tches and b*stards, please wait while my dad is shaving with s*it and my mom is F*cking the turkey!
2007-03-26 10:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Busted! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-26 17:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw this before. not so funny. there are better little johnny jokes.
2007-03-26 17:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh not bad i guess kinda giggled......lol jk i love it ive heard it before tho but still funny 10/10
2007-03-26 18:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
hilarious!
2007-03-26 17:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've read this one before its perty funny
2007-03-26 17:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Vamps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats sooo funi!!
2007-03-26 17:19:59 · answer #7 · answered by A Randome Person 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....everyone at my job laughed at that joke...i love lj
2007-03-26 17:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was just told... nd its not funny.
2007-03-26 17:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, hilrous!!!!!!!!!! funny, 100-100! star, o yea, dad got busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-26 17:31:51 · answer #10 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋