A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take..! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to know how she
feels inside.., what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment..,
why she cries.., what she means when she says:
"Nothing's wrong".., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!"
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
2007-03-26 09:44:33 · 18 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i also would like to know what makes women tick woudnt be the brain would it 10/10
2007-03-26 10:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 10/10
2007-03-26 16:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V. v. good 10/10 â¥
2007-03-26 16:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-26 16:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! âº
2007-03-26 16:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao~ thx for the laughs..star
2007-03-26 16:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. lmao. Great joke
2007-03-27 08:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always love this joke cos its sooo true!!
2007-03-26 17:19:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful
2007-03-26 17:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by excess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...how true...that really says a lot....wow...
2007-03-26 16:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Chelsea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋