A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
2007-03-26 09:36:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ONE OF THEE BEST IVEHAVE EVARE HERD!!!!!!!!! 10/10
2007-03-26 09:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by Zet-Let and Dezserret here! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ode to the dollar
If only the man realized the drink was tequila and after three he was supposed to collapse to the floor,
Or if he'd found a lot more money in his pocket or bank account, this joke'd be no more.
Nice joke.
2007-03-26 16:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Chelsea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just loved it-10/10-thanks for the laugh-lol
2007-03-26 16:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10
2007-03-26 16:39:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 1/2 maby 8 :)
it was a gooder :)
2007-03-26 17:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Doe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-26 16:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh!!
Hehe!
lolz.
10/10
Thanks for the laughs! Have an awesome day!
2007-03-26 16:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very good
2007-03-26 16:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by gandhi1078 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. that's a good one. i've also heard it as "i have a quarter," which i think is a little bit funnier.
2007-03-26 16:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by Austin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! 10/10
2007-03-26 16:39:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋