A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married.
On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom " Please promise to be gentle, as I am still a virgin ".
The startled groom says " How can that be? You've been married 3 times before."
The bride responds...
"Well you see it was this way. My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. "
"My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it."
"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever...................................God I miss him !"
2007-03-26 09:35:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehhehe!!!!!
2007-03-26 09:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Millie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a while too. I was just going to put well wouldn't that hurt [stamping on it]
Then I got it.Hahahahaha.
A doh for me and a star for you.
2007-03-26 09:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by Spike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hah!!
lolz.
10/10
Thanks for the laughs! Have an awesome day!
:D
2007-03-26 09:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-26 09:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're nasty! Yuck! Guacatelas! And yes! Very funny!
2007-03-26 09:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So...that took me a while to get it...I still don't think I really get it. But hey, it was worth the time it took to read. :>
2007-03-26 09:43:34 · answer #6 · answered by Chelsea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. It took me a while but I got it.
2007-03-26 09:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Breinn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder where her ex 3rd husband is?
2007-03-26 09:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Suga Baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just love it-lol
2007-03-26 09:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i took a while to get it
2007-03-26 10:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Jochebed O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7.6/10
2007-03-26 09:40:24 · answer #11 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋