With compliments to Cowboy x
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
It's all so beautiful" she replied. "Everything is wonderful, but I have one problem. It's these br£@sts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I'm constantly knocking them with my arms."
She went on to tell Him that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc .....she felt that having only two br£@asts might leave her body more” symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point, but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six br£@sts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And He reached down, removed the middle br£@st and to55ed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the c o w has her b u ll. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see ...........where did I put that useless t$t?"
2007-03-26 09:19:54 · 36 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very clever Jimmy xxx
2007-03-26 09:32:22 · update #1
Tink, you're a star.
2007-03-26 09:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic
2007-03-26 09:24:28 · answer #2 · answered by ZYGGY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what size br£@sts i wanna know one of my favourite parts of a woman lol 10/10
2007-03-27 01:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Tink, A joke about my favourite girly bits,>>> 13.0.0.13.5
tink about it. JT1. xx♥
2007-03-26 09:29:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay but I really liked that man was made from woman and from a useless t$t. lol...cute
2007-03-26 09:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO IT ISNT A BEER BELLY MEN HAVE ITS A T I T AAAW NOW I KNOW 10/10
2007-03-27 09:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats not funny. What would u say if i said u were made from a piece of my kn@b?
Dat is a compliment by the way.
2007-03-26 09:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good attempt but incorrect according to the bible it was the girls who were made from the male cast offs
2007-03-26 09:26:33 · answer #8 · answered by happysurferuk 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tink, you are my Princess, you make me laugh so much, love it. 10/10
2007-03-26 10:49:50 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good wife laughed a bit to much for my liking
2007-03-26 09:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋