For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
2007-03-26 08:04:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh man thats amazing. if only it were true
2007-03-27 08:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 outta 10, needs work, but good rough draft!
2007-03-26 15:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by serenityfan76 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hhehehehehhee! Thats a sure cracker!
2007-03-26 15:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....Hilarious...Loved It!!!
10/10
2007-03-26 15:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny i had to have my husband read it ,and we laughed so hard it made my day
2007-03-26 15:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by BIG MOMMA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet they were pooped out when they were done.
2007-03-26 15:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! .... I hate pigeons.
2007-03-26 15:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by TLC4theworld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good one ^___~
2007-03-26 15:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it is great
2007-03-26 15:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by get_high_and_hope_it_gets_u_by 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah!!!! thats really funny!!!!!!!! You just made my day!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-26 15:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋