Like.Umm. my fellow white friends? canst thoust showest me how to be cool?

Question

i look up to your race so much! how can i live without you

Answer 1

first off be yourself and then stop using "thoust and canst" :o) you sound old English/ Shakespearean

Answer 2

I do not know how "whites" act and talk. I do know that there are different meanings of the term cool.

Do you mean cool as in poetic? Like Shakespeare writing in iambic-pentameter? Personally I never could get the hang of writing any iambic poetry. I cannot write haiku either.

As long as you do not mean cool as in having unprotected sex with an HIV positive woman to prove that I am "tough" or "cool". I do not get that kind at all.

Answer 3

Concentrate on your own two-cents worth and don't worry how cool others appear.

When I was a kid I thought all Indians were stoic and above pain. They're just people like the rest of us.

Answer 4

Okay, damn it. We whites don't usually allow an outsider into our fold... but .02, you're just so sweet and you know how we whites love groveling, and you do it so well, ... so come on in, bro. But first, do you agree to give up pickled pigs' feet and dine on fine cuisine like we do... peanut butter and spam sandwiches ? You gotta have some class you know.... and hold on! Don't go making moves on Southern white women!!!

Answer 5

Rule number 1: Avoid writing Elizabethan English until you have learned its forms.

Answer 6

Cloning is the highest degree of flattery

Answer 7

Your sarcasm may possible be stronger than mine. I have much to learn.

Answer 8

haha. A clone, that's cute. But um...you're a lil bit off...the background...

Answer 9

That's hilarious.

Answer 10

Sureth......What is thy definition of thy beingth cool?