place an obituary in the local paper
He went to see the editor and was told it would be $1.00 a word
after turning out the contents of his pocket he found he only had $3.00 so he wrote
"Ethel Jones Dead"
The editor seeing this felt so sorry for him he said for $3.00 he could have seven words, so he wrote
"Ethel Jones Dead"
"Ford Fiesta for Sale"
2007-03-09 22:08:50 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL cute. he wants to sell the car she drove
2007-03-09 22:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Old couple makes a pact.
Whoever dies first will come back with a sign to show the afterlife.
Fred dies.
A month later Marge is in bed and hears a voice..
"Hello Marg this is Fred , there is an afterlife"
"So what's it like Fred?" she asks..
"I wake up. Make love for 4 hours.
Eat lunch.
Make love for 6 hours have dinner.
Make love for 4 hours then sleep till morning"
" Great Fred,, So you must be in heaven?"
"No actually Marge , I have been reincarnated as a rabbit in Boisie Idaho"
2007-03-10 06:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.......
A regular foursome were on the number one tee box for their Sat morning round of golf.
Not to far away on the hgwy right next to the golf course here comes a funeral procession.
Upon seeing this ole Murphy takes his hat off and bows his head until the last car had passed.
One of the other golfers says, "Hey Murphy, I've never known you to be so respectful".
Murphy replied, "Well, I feel I owe that to her, we were married for 39 years".
2007-03-10 06:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 06:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sad but funny
2007-03-10 06:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-10 06:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Waste not, want not, I guess! LOL.
Good one!
2007-03-10 08:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-10 06:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm is this a question??
2007-03-10 06:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by big_swords 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's cute.
2007-03-10 06:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by Wendy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋