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what would you do if i took you into a room slamed the door threw you on the waterbed with Barry White playing in the backround and then you would ..................?

2007-03-08 21:24:16 · 20 answers · asked by Shy Kaapie 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

hit you in the dick, smash your balls until your urine comes out

2007-03-08 21:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

tell you to come closer, closer and closer still... When you were closest possible, I'd puncture the bed where it bathes your face, call the dog to take a bite off your a$s and finally call the police.... And oh, I forgot Barry. I'd kill Barry and put the blame on you.

2007-03-09 05:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1 0

This must be a question for a woman. I don't like Barry White!

2007-03-09 05:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dan821 4 · 3 0

Take my cyanide pill I hide in my Mickey Mouse watch just for these occasions.
Not before I puncture the bladder with a little prick first.

2007-03-09 05:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0 0

It sounds like this was supposed to be an E-mail or IM, not posted as a question. Is this supposed to be a threat?

2007-03-13 04:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0 0

Umm well considering i dont know you i would probably freak out and smash the lamp cd player whatever i could get my hands on over your head!

2007-03-09 05:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 3 0

reach into my pocket and pull out my switch blade and say Oops while I punched a long and and deep hole into the water bed mattress

2007-03-09 05:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 4 0

Stab your waterbed, then your speakers

2007-03-09 05:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 6 0

Grab your throat with a response of: PEWNEY HUMAN

2007-03-09 05:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0 0

slap you in the face and run out the door FREAK

2007-03-09 05:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by RebeccaAnne 2 · 3 0

I'd pretend to be a nun!

2007-03-09 05:26:56 · answer #11 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 1 0

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