A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sl*ep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
2007-03-06 16:50:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
You're SMOKING TODAY.!!!
2007-03-06 19:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny simply for the fact that it would never would happen. The joke sets the guy up to be a shy push-over, and then gives him steel-plated balls at the end. It's funny because everyone likes revenge, and the ***** got what was coming to her.
2007-03-06 16:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anna L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
Sounds like a typical 'blond' joke!!!
10/10
2007-03-07 05:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m crying!! Superb 1!!
You are on a roll Prince. **
12/10
Tink x
2007-03-06 20:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yeah, sweet revenge. Funny, but kind of cool funny, not ha-ha funny.
2007-03-06 16:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-03-06 17:18:30 · answer #6 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Not rotflmao funny ... but still worth a few giggles!! :)
2007-03-06 16:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was kind of funny
2007-03-06 16:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by BajaRick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't be funny if you had to experience it. But it was nice to read! lmao.... Thank you.
2007-03-06 16:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not bad 7
2007-03-06 16:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋