This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!
But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"
2007-03-06 09:12:33 · 12 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
V. good. Now I have to explain the sudden laughter again.......
2007-03-06 09:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-03-07 04:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by SidBridge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad boy funny.lol
2007-03-06 18:20:32 · answer #3 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it alot - but can't show the wife!
2007-03-06 17:19:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Liked it!
2007-03-06 17:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee. hee I bet that was moooooooore than she had expected, lol
2007-03-06 17:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's a good one .
2007-03-06 17:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, what i would expect any guy to say
2007-03-06 17:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that
2007-03-06 17:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny you have a talent!!
2007-03-06 17:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋