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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

2007-03-06 09:03:39 · 11 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

oh burn! lmao funny!

2007-03-06 09:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by JR 4 · 0 0

This is something very imaginative....... that has a visual element in it.... the funny part is " what the fire chief will wear to get out of that house" ....... this is good laugh...thanx...10/10 for you.

2007-03-06 09:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

extra advantageous question: Who HASN'T? ;] tale: Like, 8 of my pals and that i went to the place they have those huge bouncy balls, and around the keep is the place they have the basketball hoops set up so people could desire to purchase. nicely, I took the ball and we chop up into communities and we dribbled and prefer, tried stealing the ball from one yet another each and each of how around the keep. We finally have been given kicked out. My group gained. :]

2016-10-17 10:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bet she didn't have a headache for the fire chief, lol

2007-03-06 09:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0 0

Good one Smurf

2007-03-09 04:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha lol so funny. great 9/10. yes, late night trip ( to answer your question..)

2007-03-06 09:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0 0

Your a really funny guy. I like your jokes. (don't get deleted) ;)

2007-03-06 09:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by jx2_11 3 · 0 0

lol thats reli funny!!

2007-03-06 09:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-03-06 09:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by Polly 4 · 0 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!

2007-03-06 09:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

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