A woman was sleeping one night when God came to her in a dream. He told her that she would die when she was 90 years old. Knowing that she had so long to live, she figured she should look her best while she could. She went and blew all of her money on all of the plastic surgeries available. She was so happy about the way that she looked when the surgeries were complete that she skipped outside the hospital without looking both ways and was run over by an ambulance.
When she reached heaven, she asked God, "I thought you said I would live until I was ninety!"
God looked her up and down and said, "GIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!! I didn't even recognize you!"
2007-03-06 08:00:08 · 9 answers · asked by K P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha thats a really good joke!!!
2007-03-06 08:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it... 10/10
2007-03-06 08:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by ishootiscore04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke. Very funny
2007-03-06 08:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tony G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-06 08:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats awesome...8.96/10
2007-03-06 08:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good
2007-03-06 08:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by jordanjudy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. excellent.
2007-03-06 08:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is GOOD
2007-03-06 08:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....Shame...it was a good one .....
2007-03-06 10:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋