a man walks into a bar with a giraffe. after a few hours the giraffe is completely sloshed and it passes out on the bar. the man gets up to leave and the bartender stops him and says:
"hey! you can't leave that lyin' here"
and the man says:
"its not a lion, it's a giraffe".
LOOOOL! heeheehee
2007-03-06 07:02:21 · 13 answers · asked by teDDie xx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is funny it took me a while but that cause im SLOW but still made me laugh
thanks for the laugh(and the 2 points)(jk)LOL LOL
2007-03-06 07:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True. HAHAHAHAH
A blond couple was having trouble conceiving. They were both checke out by their fertility specialist and pronounced fit. He told them there was no medical reason they couldn't have a baby and told them to just keep trying. Well, try they did! But, no luck. They went back to the doctor who ran all the tests and examined them both again. Everything was the same except the doctor noticed an imprint of a W on the wife's chest. He asked her about it and she said, "When we make love my husband wears his college football jersey because it turns me on". The doctor said, "Oh, did he go to Wisconsin?" The woman looked at him strangely and said, "No, Michigan!".
2007-03-06 19:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the answer to this one:
the man says:
"its not a lion, it's a giraffe".
2007-03-08 23:25:18 · answer #3 · answered by fyrcracker99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When did the lion come in?
2007-03-06 15:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Rob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the gayest joke ever!
2007-03-06 15:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by cashfan28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love jokes i have never heard before
2007-03-06 15:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so gay. i would never post something like that on the internet. i would be to embaresed
2007-03-06 15:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by NIKKI S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eheheh funny
2007-03-06 15:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not what I was expecting, but decent enough.
2007-03-06 15:11:14 · answer #9 · answered by GingerGirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaahahahahhahah that's a good one!!!!!!!111111
2007-03-06 15:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by Dama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋