Mine is... There was a dom blone skipping down a rail road track singing thirty one, thirty one, thirty one a brown haired lady saw her doing this and thought it looked fun so she asked if she could join her and the dum blonde said yes so they started to skipp allong singging thirty one, thirty one, thirty one pretty soon a train came by so the bloonde steped off the track but the brown haired lady didn't hear the train and got ran over once the train was gone the dom blone got back on the track and stared to skipp and sing thirty two, thirty two,thirty two. I think it's a funny one here's anther. There were 11 men and a dom blonde on a boat it was to much weght so one called a heicopter to come save them on there cell phone. When the heicopter got there they let down a rope and all 11 men and the dom blonde hoped on they were to heavy so they said the dom blonde should get off so the dom blonde said she would so all the claped. they all fell off the rope because they clapped for her!!
2007-03-06 05:28:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was this blonde girl sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a
field, and she was rowing. Another blonde pulls off the road, gets out of her car and yells at the blonde in the rowboat.
"Hey, it's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name.
Why, if I could swim I would swim out there and kick you a$$.
2007-03-06 05:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
*Tell her a joke on Friday!
Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M plant?
* She kept throwing away all of the W's!
Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?
* To see what was on the other side!
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
*She opens the door!
Why does it take three days for a blonde to make chocolate chip cookies?
* Because it's hard peeling all of those M&M's!
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
*Pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
*Gifted!
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
*Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Why did the blonde cross the road?
*Never mind that - - - what was she doing out of the kitchen?!
What do you call one blonde standing next to another blonde standing next to another blonde standing next to another blonde standing next to another blonde, etc etc ?
*A wind tunnel!
What do you call five thousand blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
*An air pocket!
What is the mating call of the blonde?
*"Hey, I'm drunk!"
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One said to the other "Those look like deer tracks!" The other said "No, they look like moose tracks!" --- They were still arguing when the train hit them! :-)
:-) etc. etc. - there's LOTs of good ones ... !
These are just some that come to mind!
2007-03-06 05:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Jack Rabbit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde and brunette needed some cash (this is the shortened version) so they desided to rob a bank. all the way the brunette wsas reviewing the plan to the blonde. befroe the blonde left, the brunette asked one more time if she needed the plan. the blonde slammed the door and went into the bank. the brunette stays waiting in the car for almost an hour. shes about to leave when the blonde runs out with a safe drgging behind her on a piece of string and a guard running after her with his pants down. they blonde gets in the car and they drive away. when they finnally stop the brunette yells " u idiot! i said blow the safe and tie up the guard!!!"
2007-03-06 06:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walks into a store, and see's that microwaves are on sale. She walks up to the clerk and says, "I'd like to buy this microwave." the clerk respondes, "Sorry, we don't sell microwaves to blondes." So, the blonde leaves and comes back the next day with a wig on. She comes up to the clerk and asks to buy the microwave - but once again, he says "We don't sell microwaves to blondes." This goes on for days, before finally, after being found out, the blonde yells, "How did you know I was a blonde?!" and the clerk says, "Because the microwave you've been trying to buy... is a toaster."
another one: Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers liscense?
b/c it says she got an F in sex
2007-03-06 06:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by Robin Hip Hop Hoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?
A: Blond boyfriend.
Q: What is bruised and bloody and floating in the nearest river?
A: A brunette who has told one too many blonde jokes!
2007-03-06 05:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the humorous tale lol merely questioned why you may think of that the Irish are thick isen't it the land of saints and pupils!!! scholars holiday international to be knowledgeable in this u . s . a . we produce the quite a few desirable knowledgeable people interior the european workplace so sir how very dare you!!!!!!!!! lol
2016-12-14 12:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best dumb blonde joke of all time has just been burried,
2007-03-06 06:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by me again 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? Blonde responds: "I don't know" (shaking her head back and forth, banging it on her shoulders).
2007-03-06 05:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Curious George 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those arent really blonde jokes. basically they r showing the other people are stupid
2007-03-06 05:36:06 · answer #9 · answered by spykz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I could not even read all of this.... you can't even spell DUMB
2007-03-06 06:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by zxangy300 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋