Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop!"
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
"Bo Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie."
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"Darn, there go the lights again...."
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
"Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration."
"What's this doing here?"
"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?"
"I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."
"Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?"
"What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?"
"Anyone see where I left that scalpel?"
"And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape."
"Ok. Now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature."
"This patient has already had some kids, right?"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
"Don't worry. I think this is sharp enough."
"FIRE! FIRE! Everybody get out NOW!"
"Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing
2007-03-06 05:23:36 · 29 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops i will have to print these for work they are pure genius 10/10
2007-03-07 02:21:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, they were really funny. Especially O lord of darkness accept this sacrifice, clever! Nice job there!
2007-03-10 01:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh -- good stuff. And a few others:
"Seconds, anyone?"
"Wow...this guy/girl *really* looks like my ex."
"Hmm. Who had '2 hours into the procedure' in the office pool?"
Thanks for sharing!
2007-03-06 13:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by Brendan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a boring joke from an email.
2007-03-10 11:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. VERY funny... but if I ever have to have surgery, I really hope that I am fully under and don't have to hear anything at all!
2007-03-06 13:39:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one's Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
Some people by my work have S*** for brains,more than pages missing - ha ha.!!!
xxx
2007-03-07 06:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, you are hilarious, you are just like Jodi C. She is one of the funniest people here. I gotta say both of your are the best.
2007-03-08 16:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Experience Talking???????????
xxx
2007-03-06 13:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have to remind myself if i go in to hosp to renew my organ donor card 10/10
2007-03-06 17:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-03-06 13:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Kristal E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋