Wedding Anniversary
Don was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds ... AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Don got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-box for her wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Don has been missing since Friday
2007-03-06 05:19:38 · 20 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-06 05:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh gragiegirl...that is tooooo funny! I may have heard it before...but nonetheless, hilarious........
Keep 'em comin' FUNNY GIRY
p.s. I know lots of DUMB BLONDE JOKES........
2007-03-06 21:51:48 · answer #2 · answered by luvbooksswak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, thats perfect...I have to tell that to my parents..thanks so much for the laugh!!!
2007-03-06 13:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by ~Billie~ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's funny! lol
2007-03-06 13:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by Whitney S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-06 13:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by calisrfgrl1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah that's funny
2007-03-06 13:22:04 · answer #6 · answered by sw33t_lil_azn08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one
2007-03-06 13:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-03-06 13:22:28 · answer #8 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-03-06 13:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by princess526_2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah hah hah!!! Nice!!!
2007-03-06 13:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :-)
2007-03-06 15:48:57 · answer #11 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋