need some short jokes i can text to my friend
i'm very bored x
2007-03-06 03:05:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
2007-03-06 03:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by snowell 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Two elephants fell of a cliff............... boom boom
But the best short joke ever in the world must be,
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
2007-03-06 11:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Alistair B 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris' clalender goes from March 31st to April 2nd.......... no one fools Chuck Norris!
2007-03-06 12:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by kevvb11 1 · 6⤊ 1⤋
a short joke her one a man went to the doctor said i feel like a pair of curtains he said pull yourself together i no its old but the old one;s are the best
2007-03-06 11:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
man walks into a bar...ouch
not funny but short =]
2007-03-06 11:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Em 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
hey how do you get a zebra in the frige?
Open the door and put it in.
How do you put a alligator in the frige?
Open the door take out the zebra and put it in.
You are on a island in the middle of a pond that alligators live in, no tools no wood no bridge and no boat. How do you go across?
Swim, the alligators are in the frige.
2007-03-06 12:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Love, Joy, peace.. 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Oh,if i were u,i would give 10 or even more Points to Haylsin...
that was Really funny,and short of course...
Melika's might be chosen too for some reasons ;)
2007-03-06 11:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by farbod f 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
"Mummy mummy, why do I keep going round in circles?"
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor......"
Doctor tells his patient "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is you have AIDS. The good news is you've got Alzheimer's, so you'll soon forget you've got AIDS
"Mummy Mummy, why do they call me werewolf?"
"Shut up and hold still while I comb your face!"
2007-03-06 13:11:23 · answer #8 · answered by Speyman 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
2007-03-06 14:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Rob 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Argentinian dog barking? , esteeee wow!!
2007-03-06 11:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋