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2007-03-05 15:04:04 · 19 answers · asked by JR 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

some of these answers are making me laugh hard as hell, good job you guys! I can't wait to see what else people will say on here!

2007-03-05 15:09:37 · update #1

19 answers

Say hi and ask if you could move so my husband could sit down.

2007-03-05 15:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by kf 4 · 1 1

Move to the opposite end of the bar. I hate crowds and no doubt the women would be swarming all over you.

2007-03-05 23:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Kaia 7 · 1 0

oh, I wouldn't say a thing, I would just make myself visible, I know you'd start talking to me at some point, because I'd be the prettiest one around.

2007-03-06 02:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by Laura Palmer 5 · 0 0

call my 12-step sponsor, because there is absolutely no reason for me to be in a bar! i'm allergic to alcohol...i break out in handcuffs.

2007-03-05 23:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by natalyajackson 5 · 0 0

Go closer to ya and would ask ya a question to break the ice xP

2007-03-05 23:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by asdf 3 · 0 1

r u malr or female? if female all bets are on i.d make that pass why the hell not

2007-03-05 23:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by crengle60 5 · 0 0

call regis philbin and jump you for your wallet. sexy people are always rich. (they obviously need money to make themself sexy)

2007-03-05 23:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by danny 4 · 0 0

suddenly realise I must be really drunk to think you are sexy. so I will stop thinking about the what if's...

time to stop drinking... for life.

2007-03-05 23:10:09 · answer #8 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 0 0

i would be sitting there looking at you, wondering how many drinks i actually had and how amazing beer goggles really are!

2007-03-06 00:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 · 0 0

look into your eyes, smile and kick the stool from under you so you could fall on your fanny

2007-03-05 23:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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