i will be in an air plane for 16 hours. is there any good air plane tricks, or hotel pranks?
2007-03-05 15:01:16 · 14 answers · asked by Aztec 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-05 15:08:04 · update #1
does anyone have any harmless jokes? if i did some of these i wouldnt have friends anymore
2007-03-06 14:57:59 · update #2
This is a hell of a Prank!!! Last April Fool's Day I used this prank on our friend. I made up flyers on my computer that read:
GWM living with mommy looking for daddy. Prefer big black men, long walks on the beach, and being spanked. Call me anytime (cell phone # of friend).
I actually didn't place them anywhere but I told my friend I did. About an hour later, he got a phone call from a guy named Leroy (a gay friend of ours). "Leroy" left a message saying that he saw his flyer in the men's room at the 7-11 and that he wanted to meet him.
That was enough to send our friend over the edge. He was pissed. The best part was when he learned it was our friend that called him....whenever he saw "Leroy" at our house he would flirt with him, rub his leg, talk sweet and dirty to him. This went on for about a month. "Leroy was actually gay". My victim of the joke was an idiot and didn't believe me for the longest time
Find a Rubber band (not a really thin one or a fat one) twist up the rubber band (more the merrier) twist until it is a tight coil when you pull the 2 sides, and then find a victim with long hair (shaggy is good). Pull the rubber band apart while still being coiled and then release it in their hair, this will make their hair scrunch up and hurt a lot in the process of trying to pull the rubber band out.
Obtain a small hypodermic needle and syringe
Fill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce.
Inject extract or sauce into your roommate's fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that's edible.
This will make them "happy". Additionally they will be scared to eat anything in the house for weeks, including snagging your food for a quick bite.
Put itching powder on his/her toilet paper ha ha lol
Put food coloring in his/her shampoo.
For this funny prank, take one of those small travel sized tubes of regular toothpaste and empty it completely, then refill the empty tube with an entire tube of Orajel (you know that stuff that people use to numb canker soars and tooth aches). If done correctly the next time anyone uses that tube of toothpaste they will surprisingly find that their entire mouth is completely numb. The prank will last about 15 minutes or so. That's plenty of time to enjoy it.
This is a very simple funny prank. Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish. Let it dry and place it out to be used.
2007-03-05 15:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when on the plane and they sleep , draw on their faces
wake up calls
cut holes in there underwear
glue in the shampoo
If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's harmless joke but the results are pretty colorful.
put Saran Wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE!
pour water in their lap on the plane then get the flight attendants attention to see if they can help ur friend who just wet themselves
call a hooker for them to the hotel
2007-03-05 15:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a battery operated whoopee box with a remote control. It sounds like the real thing and can be put under or behind the seat in the pocket. At the hotel it can be taped to the bottom of a chair in a restaurant. It's a riot.
2007-03-05 15:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by don n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah!
Everyone loves airplane tricks including fox news and CNN.
put a water gun in your friends carry on. Also draw a bomb diagram on a piece of paper and stash that in his back pocket. Now if you make it past security with all that stuff and get on the plane then I would pretend wrestle with your friend over the water gun. But remember to do all this over water so they cant land the plane to quick. then tell the pilot you dont know the subject with the gun and he declares you a hero. before you know it you will be a hero to america on every news channel and getting guest shots on late night television. good luck and have fun!
2007-03-05 15:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by 3cents 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Itching power in the hotel beds, doesn't just get your friends... lol. Before they enter the room put a fake spider in there beds and when the get into them they will be freaked out.
2007-03-05 15:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by DDR QUEEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a couple.
1. unscrew the shower head in the bathroom and put some kind of hard candy in it then screw it back on. That will make it to where the sugars will get on them and when they dry off, they will be all sticky.(or u could just put cool-aid in the shower head and dye their hair)
2. not as mean but you could always lock them in the bathroom with some good rope
3.set up a wake up call for their room for like 4am.
4....................
2007-03-05 15:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by khenry1991 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if in diff. rmz U could have rm service 2 SEVERAL early morining wake-up calls 2Thier rm(s)? also steel the tv remote batteries, swap clothes lite bulbz, tolitetries, airplane soundz a lil daring if They r heavy sleep'rs & goode nature'd draw on Thier faces whislt They r alseep
2007-03-05 15:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them off the plane that would be funny.
2007-03-05 15:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Digger 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Spit on the person in front of you.
If its someone you know who's in front of you, then start screaming and act like an oaf.
2007-03-05 15:04:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
take there clothes when there in the shower,
move the bed the oppostie way
petroleum jelly on the doornob ,
dirty sanchez , fart on there face
..... just for starters
2007-03-05 15:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by smoothopr_2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋