Farmer Reed had just died and Mrs Reed went to the local newspaper to put in an obituary notice for him, The guy at the desk says it's ten pounds for 7 words, she being Aberdonian nearly fainted, my that's awful expensive son she said, I was only going to make it short can I not pay by the word...the guy says 10 quid for seven words is not really expensive...she said I was only going to put in four words, can I not just pay for them...the Guy says sorry it's a fixed price what were you wanting to say?? She looked upwards and said sincerely JOHN REED PETERHEED DEED(scottish accent) The guy says well that's short right enough can you not think of anything else to say....she thought about it and said no that's it, not much for 10 pounds...the guy say's well if you think of anything else when you get home give me a call and i'll add it....she gets home and she phoned the guy and said i've thought of another 3 words...he says ok what is it.she says JOHN REED PETERHEED DEED TRACTOR FOR SALE
2007-03-05 06:12:35 · 5 answers · asked by William C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha...very funny...poor aberdonians...leave em alone you orrible lot....I heard a Yorkshire man can peel an orange in his pocket !!!
2007-03-05 06:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All Aberdonians have big long pockets and wee short arms.
2007-03-05 06:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it depends on whether you are talking about people from the seaport in Scotland, or the city in South Dakota, or W. Washington, or Maryland. Anyway you look at it, people are people and rarely do you find a place where all people are mean, or all good, or all anything, for that matter.
2007-03-05 06:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by judyarb1945 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i like tractor for sale
2007-03-05 06:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are. and they shaft sheep
2007-03-05 06:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋