A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you
keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
2007-03-05 05:53:17 · 22 answers · asked by graciegirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Extellwent!
2007-03-05 05:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I think it's darling!!!! I am not awake enough to come up with thomethin' that cute.... I am a teacher. I really liked it.
Yawn....I keep telling myself to go back to sleep, but I know I won't.
Where did you get this?????
From: readtomekjd@yahoo.com
2007-03-06 07:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by luvbooksswak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I seldom laugh out loud and only when I'm with someone - for some reason. And I'm aloine right now.
2007-03-05 14:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..I like it..Wasn't expecting to hear about the python...
2007-03-05 14:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Punch line was better tan I expected.
2007-03-05 13:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes girl i love it i think it is nice! good job girl did you make it up your self because it is so funny i love it somuch and good job once again.
2007-03-05 13:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny especially when you imagine it. She must have been cute.
2007-03-05 14:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without doubt about it, one of the best jokes of the year. Brilliant. I hope you do not mind me nicking it.............
2007-03-05 13:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe it's quite good....it's not like that i'm laughing out loud, but good....i'm smiling a little, hehe
2007-03-05 13:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey hun i put this joke on here too, sorry if i knew you had i wouldnt have. thanks for sending it to me though i thought it was funny xxxxxx
2007-03-05 20:23:55 · answer #10 · answered by mat l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋