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A Nun doing Push-Ups in a Cucumber Field!

2007-02-23 15:20:05 · 15 answers · asked by Oliver S 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

thats a cause for suspicion not a definition just like the bible shes lovin aswell

2007-02-23 15:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1 0

LMAO... quite funny... hehehe.. thanx for the laugh



Hey, What's The Definition Of ...


Abusive
What's the matter, stupid, don't you know the answer?

Blasphemous
Goddammit, I told you not to ask!

Conditional
Well, it depends.

Damnation
You and your questions can go to hell!

Egotistical
I'm the best person to answer that question.

Influenza
You've got to be sick to ask me that question.

Over-Sensitive
How could you ask me a question like that?

Senile
When I was your age, we couldn't ask these questions.

Suspicious
Why are you asking me all these questions?

2007-02-24 03:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

a guy crapping in a field of cucumbers,
(q) one for you why arn,t the indian,s very good at football,
(a) every time they get a corner the build a shop,

2007-02-24 00:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs R 2 · 0 1

what if after 9 months she had a cucumber baby?how would she explain that?she would probably eat them so she wouldn't have to explain.

2007-02-24 00:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

HAHAHAHA!

And the definition of optimistic?

Someone who got lost in the woods . . . so they built a house. Now they live there! They have severely improved their predicament! (Mitch Hedberg)

2007-02-23 23:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by Smo 4 · 1 0

What's the definition of cheekiness?
Peeing through a letterbox and asking how far it went!

What's the definition of sick?
Kissing your grandma good bye & she slip'syou the tounge!

Gross, gross, gross! lol

2007-02-23 23:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1 0

roflmfao. That was a good one. It took me a second to get it. I have no common sense what so ever

: )

2007-02-23 23:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1 0

Good one Oliver.!!!
8/10.!!!

2007-02-24 01:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1 0

Itz like
this is hard lol

2007-02-24 00:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by tRaCi3 4 · 1 0

Why do you want to know? I think you are up to something. Tell me!

2007-02-23 23:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by bumppo 5 · 0 0

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