i know basically what i want to say, but i want i joke i can use so that people will remember me. I'm running for key club treasurer and no offense but the whole club is asian so i dont think ill have a chance.
2007-02-18 15:35:35 · 7 answers · asked by d 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Say that the first thing you would like to discuss is your salary.
2007-02-18 15:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As Your treasurer I will find ways to handle Your money that are hard to imagine. Just as we are entering a new 21st century you money will reach new areas before unknown. Give me the chance to make the most of your resources.
2007-02-18 23:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by mr conservative 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was recently elected key club treasurer. However I was running uncontested. Just tell them that if they vote for you all there wildest dreams will come true.
2007-02-18 23:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ludwig Wittgenstein 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker
2007-02-19 01:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Luchador 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just try to say everything in your mind and maybe add some Political Jokes.
2007-02-19 00:22:13 · answer #5 · answered by GPS94 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you support George W. Bush, that shoud have em rolling.
2007-02-19 00:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by waitingon2angels 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them that as treasurer, you'll only spend their money on the finest hookers.
2007-02-18 23:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Eukodol 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋