JoKe!! Would you be upset?

Question

A man returns from his honeymoon and his friend asks him how it went. "Terrible," replies the man, "On the first night I got up to go to the bathroom and without thinking I put a £50 note on her pillow."
"Well, that's not bad," replies the friend. "If she's upset tell her it was a joke."
"SHE wasn't upset," replies the man...I got upset when she gave me £30 change!"
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A man complains to his friend that sex with his wife has become boring.
"Use your imagination," says his friend. "Why not try playing doctor for an hour? That's what I do."
The man replies, "Wow, a whole hour. how do you make it last that long?"
"It's easy, replies the friend. "I just keep her in the waiting room for 56 minutes."
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Mick, Murphy and their wives decide to spice up their sex life by swapping partners. Later that night Mick rolls over in bed and says, "Hey Murphy. What d'you suppose our wives are up to?" :)

Answer 1

great fingers the irish one was the best 10/10

Answer 2

These are great, but unfortunately all of the best jokes i've heard lately, I've heard on here. I'll try an old one. Have you heard my dirty elephant joke?A little boy is at the zoo with his father & they are looking at the elephants. The little boy asked his father, "What's the thing hanging down there?" The father said, "That's the elephant's trunk." The boy says, "no, in the back. What's the thing hanging down there?" The father responds, "that's the elephant's tail." The little boy says, "no Dad, you know what I mean! What's the thing hanging down there?" So the father says, "OK, son, that's the elephant's PenIs!" So the boy says, "How come I was here last week with Mom & she said it was nothing?" The Dad says, "Son, your mother's spoiled!"

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Mick and Murphy are gay ha ha ha

Answer 5

very good but I think the last 1 was a real beazer..lolol

Answer 6

go girl 10/10 lol

Answer 7

Irish joke was good.

Answer 8

thosw were good i don't get the 1st one

Answer 9

boring

Answer 10

They brought a smile to my face at this unearthly hour of the morning. thanks