Heres another 1 for you?

Question

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said. "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the birds cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "new house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "new house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman`s husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith!"

Answer 1

i loved it. I saved it and sent it to my husband...who's name is Keith!

Answer 2

o haha had 2 think there for a second- keith used 2 own the parrott hahahahahhahahahahaha sry im kinda blonde and ssssslllllooooowwwwwww

Answer 3

bet that parrot got its neck stretched 10/10

Answer 4

Haha , it is still funny no matter how many times I have heard it!

Answer 5

pmsl
so funny

Answer 6

I have just got up with a headache and full of cold, but once again you have made me laugh. Thanks tink.

Answer 7

thats brilliant,lol

Answer 8

funny

Answer 9

hahahahaha

Answer 10

i like it - its a good one