An Irishman traveled around the world; and during his travels when he stayed in China for a while, he met a beautiful woman and married her. Soon afterwards they moved to London to settle down and establish a family. Unfortunately the Chinese lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband barely enough. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store..
And….
Her husband spoke in English (The Irish speak English, right?)
What were you thinking?
2007-01-05 16:23:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You had me going there for a minute! Funny! 10/10. Great punchline!
2007-01-05 19:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asian women frequently are suited besides as the different type of female in spite of the ethnicity. properly like I rigidity to human beings each and every of the time “splendor is interior the eyes of the beholder.”
2016-10-06 12:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by duchane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats horrible but funny, I feel like an idiot for thinking the wrong way!
2007-01-05 16:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kayli (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was thinking of hotdogs for some strange reason
2007-01-05 16:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good thing she didn't take him to get Vienna sausages
2007-01-05 17:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by robling_dwrdesign 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha this joke proves what kind of a mind i have (=0
2007-01-05 16:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by priscilla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha wow i took taht the TOTAL sick way thats a niiice trick joke...
2007-01-05 16:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, u got me! lol
thanx for the good laugh
2007-01-05 17:17:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i feel like a perv hahah you got me
2007-01-05 16:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this one was really good ... totally got me
2007-01-05 16:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋