George Bush - How can i repay you?

Question

George Bush is skating on a frozen pond when the ice cracks and he falls in. Luckily three little boys are on hand to pull him out. "You've saved my life," says George. "How can I repay you?"
"I'd like a toy car," says one boy.
"I'd like a toy plane," says another boy.
"I'd like a motorised wheelchair," says the third boy.
"Why do you want a wheelchair?" asks George. "You look very healthy to me."
"I am," says the little boy. "But I'm going to need one when my dad discovers I saved George Bush."

Heather17 - this is in the jokes section of yahoo....try asking a question when it's a joke!!!

Answer 1

That is absolutely Fantastic!!!!!

Thanks so much for the laugh - needed it as it has been a rather difficult day.

Answer 2

As we may have guessed, Tony Blair was following close behind George Bush and also fell through the ice but he sank straight to the bottom of the pond. Very sad !
Somehow and with his great knowledge of all things bright and wonderful and a lot of hot air, he able to rise above the problem and convince us all it had not been another freebie holiday adventure.

Answer 3

Sad joke really. Maye because it is on President. Demonstrates though that it is still a good thing to do a right thing even if you get hurt in the process.: )

Answer 4

David Letterman quote.
"President Bush said I wish I could wave a magic wand and lower gas prices.Then he said I wish I could wave a magic wand and bring the troops home.Then he said I wish I could wave a magic wand and fix health care."
And I was thinking this guy waves his wand more than Clinton.

Answer 5

I thought the boy would need the wheelchair to carry off this lame old joke !!

Answer 6

Cute! 8/10.

Answer 7

good one fingers 9/10

Answer 8

Nice.

Answer 9

HAHA, THAT IS FUUNY YOUNG LADY. BUT I DIDN'T GAVE HIM THE MOTOISED WHEELCHAIR THOUGH, I GIVE HIM THE PIECE OF MY MIND, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?(JUST KIDDING)

Answer 10

thats funny