Artery The study of paintings.
Benign What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Colic A sheep dog.
Coma A punctuation mark.
D&C Where Washington is.
Dilate To live long.
Enema Not a friend.
Fester Quicker than someone else.
Fibula A small lie.
Genital Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail What you hang your coat on.
Impotent Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear A fatherhood test.
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative A letter carrier.
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery.
Rectum Darn near killed him.
Secretion Hiding something
Seizure Roman emperor.
Tablet A small table.
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of you're out.
Varicose Near by.
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2007-01-05 11:39:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to follow shortly lol
2007-01-05 11:42:13 · update #1
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2007-01-05 11:43:59 · update #2
haha i love red neck jokes like this they are so funny
2007-01-05 11:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tinkerbellx6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!!!!!! LMAO
I love those red neck jokes........
My fave is widjadidja..
You didn't bring the beer widjadjdja?
2007-01-05 19:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bren 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are really awesome.
2007-01-05 19:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by LadySingsTheBlues 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice totally sending it to my friends!!!!
2007-01-05 19:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hairoctomy... haircut/newlook...:D
2007-01-05 19:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋