"anybody heard this one?" part 2?

Question

came over and asked if there a problem. Ms. Black told her side of the story and the frog told his, insisting that, to him, the dagger was nothing more than a conversation piece, something to keep on the coffee table for guests to look at. Finally, after hearing both sides, the president turned to the loan officer and said, "For heaven's sake, it's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

Answer 1

hahahaha omg its funny hahaha

Answer 2

Puns suck.

Glad I didn't waste time on part 1.

Answer 3

mmm... first part was promising but i didn't get this bit...