A frog wants to remodel his pond, so he goes to the bank and talks to the "Home Improvement Loan" officer, Ms. Patty Black. She tells him the bank does, indeed, make loans of this type, and they schedule a time for her to review the property. "Oh, this is very nice," she says as she looks the pond over, "I'm sure we'll be able to help you." Suddenly her tone changes as she spots something shiny in the water, and reaches down and pulls out a jewel-encrusted medieval dagger. "What's this?" she demands. "Oh, that's just something someone dropped in the pond," the frog replied. "I don't think so," said the loan officer; "it's a weapon, and our bank does not make loans to those who keep weapons in their homes - Good day!" And with that, she left.
The frog, intent upon renovating his property, followed her all the way to the bank, pleading his case as they went. As they passed through the lobby, they got the attention of the bank president, who (see "anybody heard this one?" part 2)
2007-01-04 18:31:21 · 4 answers · asked by rb 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol its funny
2007-01-04 18:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have to see part two, because I, having already heard it (to answer your question), know that is "a nick-knack miss patty black, give the frog a loan."
2007-01-05 02:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haven't heard it before... i'm going to part 2...
2007-01-05 03:27:09 · answer #3 · answered by bugallugz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard...
2007-01-05 02:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋