a you want to hear a blonde joke?

Question

two sister lived on a farm and decide to go in cattle businss. the black haired sister told the blonde that she was going to the next town and she got $600.00 dollars out of the cookie jar. then told her sister she will let her know when to come and help bring the bull home[ they already had cows] off she walked. at that town black hair found a ull, the man ask for $599.00 the sister paid him. so she went to the teegraph office to sent a message to her sister. she told the man" come now sister, l found the bull." the man told her each word was a dollar. so black hair said " my sister is very slow so sent her this, comfortable.] ha ha ha ]

Answer 1

A young blonde driver wanted to go shopping but it was expected to snow. Her concerned father told her that if It got deep, she should wait for a snow plow to come by and then follow it so she would have clean roads to drive on. Well that's how it happened. after a while, the driver noticed her behind him, and later still behind him. He stopped, got out and went to her window to ask what she was doing and she explained her father's instructions. "OK", he said, "just so you know, when I finish the WalMart parking lot, I'm crossing the street do clear the KMart."