It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running." The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man." He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running." The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil, this one's black."
2006-12-23 04:34:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!!! Absolutely loved it!
2006-12-23 04:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Nini 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-23 13:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Hilarious
2006-12-23 13:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever wife getting the motor serviced at least once a year
she obviously was not blond
2006-12-24 01:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-23 12:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by katlady927 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!
2006-12-24 10:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by 1982 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
It obviously was a grudge baby
2006-12-23 12:38:46 · answer #7 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOODIN'
WONDER WHAT THE NURSE HAD TO SAY TO MY DAD,I TURNED OUT BROWN BREAD WHEN ME DAD AND MUM ARE MORE PINK AND PEACH THEN BROWN.
2006-12-23 18:45:53 · answer #8 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho thats tye best joke ive heard in years, about time some one has placed a good joke on here
merry christmas
2006-12-23 12:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it poor old geezer someone else motor must have been reeving
2006-12-23 14:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋