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2006-12-17 18:59:27 · 18 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

Ok, anybody out there with a SERIOUS answer that can actually help me, the first three morons obviously don't.

2006-12-17 19:04:17 · update #1

18 answers

I know you think you're funny. But you do realize that to people with a sense of humor, you have no sense of humor at all. Don't quit your day job, buddy.

2006-12-17 19:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by August lmagination 5 · 3 1

You should be reported to the Police. How could you give her a black eye and think of going to a charity dinner.
A man who uses his fist on his wife does not deserve to take the wife to anywhere. Beware, you might land in prison. Change your ways now and begged her forgiveness.

Good luck

2006-12-18 03:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by sonisunny 3 · 2 1

first of all I'm concerned to why she has black eyes????? Hopefully there is a logical explanation. Try a light cover stick concealer, the lightly add colorless face powder. Should help unless her eyes are really black. You might want to come back and post why her eyes are black?? Sorry just sounds like a domestic abuse situation, hopefully all are wrong..........

2006-12-18 08:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by missy j 2 · 0 1

I wish I can give you a black eye right about now. You asshole! And if she's reading this: "Leave this man, if you want to call him a man." And get a restraning order signed by a Judge. If he comes near you, put him in Jail. I bet his *ss is going to get eaten and It wouldn't surprise me of he like it, cus I think his a COWARD for doing this to you. P.S. I HOPE I GET THE BEST ANSWER! =:0)

2006-12-18 03:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Do you even wonder why you haven't been chosen "BEST ANSWER" Lothario?. Because with all the STUPID questions you (for attention by the way...Moron!) ask. We can just imagine the STUPID answers you'd give. Try not to ask to many more, you just might hurt yourself or someone else for that matter. Go to bed....NOW!

2006-12-18 03:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by gord's360 3 · 0 1

You must have hit her more than twice if she is willing to go anywhere with you! Poor thing. Shes scared to NOT go. Tell her to stay home in bed and go have a car wreck somewhere, Bully moron!!!

2006-12-18 03:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by HappyGirl 2 · 1 1

Get a life, you have no wife and no charity dinner!
You want attention. I've read your same stupid questions on here before!

2006-12-18 03:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by ~*~Tessa~*~ 5 · 2 1

Well if she is pregnant you should keep her at home, barefoot, working over the stove.

And since she has 2 black eyes....it looks like you have told her something twice all ready soooooo I would say leave her at home and let her do the dishes.

2006-12-18 03:11:18 · answer #8 · answered by DemoDicky 6 · 0 3

Divorce papers giving her an unconditional divorce, generous alimony and all material possessions for the abuse you put her through!

2006-12-18 03:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by T 4 · 2 1

3 months ago you were not married, now you are? give her some chairity and grant a divorce (if you really are married)

2006-12-18 03:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by robug 3 · 1 1

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