what can u not fix with duct tape?

Question

i mean seriously we r from the south and so far duct tape fixes everything.

Answer 1

things you cannot fix with duct tape are...
... a marriage.
... a relationship.
... the dog.
... your leg (or other broken appendage).
... water balloon.
... Windows ME.
... the price of really expensive items.
... computer hard drive.
... a large oak tree.
... blue screen of death.
... a broken dam.
... an oath.
... a promise.
... a bad joke.
... the economy.
... a broken record.

Answer 2

Duct tape can do everything, except what it was made for, which was to seal up holes in a duct. The reason why is because there was simply too much moisture in it. the tape couldn't stick, so it fell off all the time.
Later, people discovered that it could be for other things. hence the multipurpose tape, or duct tape, was mass produced.

Answer 3

If its moves Duct tape it.. If it doesn't move WD-40

As for the answer that said it can't fix relationships....
Try it some times.... wrap the two of you together in duct tape...and you'll have to work out what ever disputes you have!

Answer 4

you can't fix duct tape with duct tape... because then it's duct tape on duct tape it still looks the same. EXCEPT a little lop sided... ya know,,, and you can't fix my mouth shut because all i have to do is pull the tape off... gosh freakin crissie m....i love you lol..... i think

Answer 5

they say the only two things you need in life are duct tape and wd-40...lol

Answer 6

An old saying: If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape; if it doesn't move and should, use WD40.

Answer 7

If you are from the South then you know it can fix it when lil Sis splits from Dad and Brothers abuse, but it will not cure the Sti xx

Answer 8

This is the irony of the century.
The one thing it won't fix is heating ducts.
They get too hot and melt the plastic tape.

Answer 9

Funny, out of 10 stars I give this one 15 stars

Answer 10

i don't know ,ask Magyver he can fix anything with duct tape