Okay you’re not gonna believe me, but today I stayed home sick from school and I was on the couch watching “The Price Is Right”, when all of a sudden my dog (a German Shepard) came up to me and was like “Feed me, *****.”
I screamed and ran out of the room. I’m locked in my basement right now, he’s trying to break down the door and get me. He keeps shouting “COME ON OUT, I KNOW YOU’RE DOWN THERE, RUFF RUFF.”
Please god help me!
2006-12-07 05:59:59 · 9 answers · asked by Kortney 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Calm down, wait for someone else to come home, and get a good night's sleep. If symptoms persist, call a doctor.
Plus, look on the bright side. If you can understand dogs, you're set for life - you'll be able to use your powers to make money and friends.
2006-12-07 06:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay this is what you do go to the nearest mental institute and tell them your story. They know all the answers and have lots of little candies for people who can talk to dogs.
2006-12-07 14:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Stormy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were 18 as you stated in another question you need to grow up.
2006-12-07 14:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by simplydelicious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck.. just watch Dr. Doolittle with him. Or feed him like he asked you to.
2006-12-07 14:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by mayihelpyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since this is Singles & Dating, good luck in your relationship with your "dawg"
2006-12-07 14:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your really bored aren't you! LOL
2006-12-07 14:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by Mz.H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby you need some of my meds....
2006-12-07 14:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by DoubleD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stop smoking that stuff, it is not good for you... :-P
2006-12-07 14:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by willow, the yodakitty from hell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answer my question http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Asgn3SaJgXm5_WhR1sd.kknsy6IX?qid=20061207104606AAG8Adq
2006-12-07 14:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋