Before you say no, keep in mind that I live only a few miles from the Christian Broadcasting Network.
Oh! Answer quick! I'm ascending!
2006-12-07 02:13:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I used to live in a converted church, I win.
2006-12-07 02:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by jme e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT does living near the CBN have to do with being HOLY?
Absolutely NOTHING!
IF I lived near Fort Knox [ US Gold Depository] WOULD THAT MAKE ME = GOLDEN?
Thanks, RR
2006-12-07 10:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo . . . your ascending right now? Quick! Take your medication!
2006-12-07 10:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let the one who does not sin through the first stone.
2006-12-07 10:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by paloma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The CBN is very un-Christian.
2006-12-07 10:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
Proximity to CBN does not make you holy.
You probably have gas.
You are not ascending.
You are more likely farting.
2006-12-07 10:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by Andy Royd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how many holes you put in yourself with those scissors
2006-12-07 10:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok... sure. You are holier than me, how many times were you shot?
2006-12-07 10:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by m_thurson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool tell everyone I said Hello!!!!!
2006-12-07 10:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by I give you the Glory Father ! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny... I get it. But no.
2006-12-07 10:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by danicolegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋