What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City
subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of
dollar bills and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other
passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank.
"You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze!!!"
Matt replies, "What...and we weren't?"
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May I take your order...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the
wall:
$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.
She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all
hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to
the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, -
"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first
time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
2006-12-06 05:07:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-06 05:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, pretty funny! I got one!
Two parents were having sex on the kitchen counter. After they were finished, their daughter came home and said "what are ya'll doing?" They said "making brownies, so she went up stairs and went to sleep.
The next day, the parents were having sex again on the kitchen counter, and cleaned up the mess afterwards. Their daughter soon came home and asked "are ay'll making brownies again?" they said yes. The girl went upstairs again.
The next day, the girl didn't go to school, but the parents had sex on the kitchn counter again, and went to the bathroom. When they came back to the kitchen, they asked their dauhter "what are you doing" she said "I licked the icing off the counter, so where's the brownies?"
ew, get it?
Krazy Libra
2006-12-06 13:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA...not
2006-12-06 13:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by :) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are good manofword. Every now and then is good to have a good laugh.
2006-12-06 13:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Martha P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the first joke better.
2006-12-06 13:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by Marilyn R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, love the 2nd one, here's one for you!
Three tampons walking down the street toward you, Super, Maxi & Mini.....which one speaks to you first???
You give up?? None of them speak, they are all stuck up *****!!!
EDIT: How can you give me thumbs down? I am a woman and I even laughed at that joke, where's everyones sense of humor??
2006-12-06 13:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by Yahoo Answerer 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋
why the owner gave him $100 instead of $500???????????????????
2006-12-06 13:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by lawyer girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-12-06 13:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-06 15:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-06 13:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋