Last weekend I took a vacation to sub-saharan africa to help the poor locals. I entertained the starving people by wearing a jar jar binks costume and screaming, running around, throwing food on the ground and stepping on it, going to the bathroom (number 2) near the drinking water, and other entertaining antics. During my trip I had unprotected sex with several prostitutes and also shared needles witha few locals. HOWEVER, I was wearing my Jar Jar Binks costume during the sex and drug use, so there was a thin layer of plastic inbetween my privates and the hookers, although I was still inside. Do you think it is safe for me to have unprotected sex with people now?
2006-11-29 12:49:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
No. It is essential that you never reproduce.... ever. Consider it a service to humanity.
YOU! Out of the gene pool!
2006-11-29 12:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by lmcbuilder 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! You'll be safe.
If you do infect anyone, do not give them your name and address. Then start wearing a 'Dorothy' costume from the film "The Wizard Of Oz". Then they won't find you.
When the dust settles, but your Jar Jar Binks' costume back on and make beautiful love to other victims.
If you do infect them again, change your outfit for a 'Tom' from the cartoon "Tom And Jerry".
And so on. Good luck!!!
Your Sincerely, Walt Disney's great grandson 'Oliver'.
2006-12-01 18:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, go and get yourself tested before having unprotected sex again.
2006-11-29 20:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by cailieco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo! You had unprotected sex in the HIV/AIDS capitol. Don't be surprised if your death warrant has been issued. Wise up.
2006-11-29 21:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by Iron What? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont need advice.What you need is serious prayers.How can you be so careless?
Of course you CANNOT have unprotecetd sex with other people...whats wrong with you?
2006-11-29 20:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get real, you can come up with a better story than that. I can not believe anyone could be that stupid.
2006-11-29 20:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by cm f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My question for you is: What the hell were you thinking? Please grow up, and get an AIDS test ASAP.
2006-11-29 20:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mona 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-29 20:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Sk8erlvrprep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋