Mine is
"Hey girl, are you from Tenessee? Cause you the only Ten-I-See!!"
2006-11-28 13:21:40 · 13 answers · asked by Déjà Vu 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'
My best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"
The goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."
2006-11-28 15:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by KC T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're as extraordinarily as a unmarried rose in a valley of lily's are you able to face up earlier contained in the morning? The solar would not upward push until eventually you arise. Take your %. it rather is worst/proper.
2016-11-27 20:08:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, goodness If U meen "BAD" Wen U say good go 2 www.zebarf.com Really funny bad & good. #1. wats better then a hand on a piano? two lips on an organ #2. I'd like to kiss You on Your lips & Then move Up to Your Navel... #3.Nice *** can I wear it as a hat? & #4. nice sox can I try them on after we have sex? The last 2 r too funny to outrite reject sum1 who ask's.
2006-11-28 13:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst pick-up line I got:
Hey girl are you wearing space pants, cause you are outer this world.
2006-11-28 20:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by kwelascumbers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is
''Hey girl,you so fine if you was a seed I'll plant a whole field of yall.
2006-11-28 13:41:14 · answer #5 · answered by Lil Z 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I had a swing like that in my back yard, I'd take it apart & see how many screws it has in it.
2006-11-28 14:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by thearthound 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i was a squirell i would bust a nut in your hole(or something like that) i dont suggest using it though. youd probably get slapped!
2006-11-28 13:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got some fries with that shake
if you want you can sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
2006-11-28 13:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was so slick i even let him buy me a drink
"Babe, ur so hot....id say u were on fire....U might wanna think about taking off ur dress, it could be flammable.
2006-11-29 01:29:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
guy: "What is the essential difference between sex and conversation?"
girl: "I don't know."
Guy: " Want to go upstairs and talk?"
2006-11-28 15:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋