A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance please."
Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man."
Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran that stop sign back there!"
Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?"
The police officer pulled out his night-stick and began whacking the man over
the head and shoulders. Bang! Bang! Whomp! Bang!
Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down, or stop!!!?
2006-11-28 11:39:59 · 13 answers · asked by babegirl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaaaa good one!!!!!
2006-11-28 11:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice one. Lol! 7/10.
2006-11-28 20:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this joke as an animated cartoon and it's still funny
2006-11-28 19:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but still a goodie!
2006-11-28 19:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL!=D
2006-11-28 19:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pssh!
2006-11-28 20:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny... but old :D~ always worth a laugh
2006-11-28 22:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-28 20:40:25 · answer #8 · answered by [[you're only selling sex now]] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thx
2006-11-28 20:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by robert r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I HEARD IT ALLREADY BUT ITS STILL FUNNY
2006-11-28 19:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋